05/16/2008

Inevitability of History Fun Fact

Of the seven California Supreme Court justices who just ruled that the state can't discriminate in its allowance of marriage rights and responsibilities, six were appointed to the bench by Republican governors. Remember that as conservative Republicans go apeshit about judicial activism.

There's going to come a time 10 years or 25 years or 50 years from now when we're going to marvel at how we argued about gay marriage, the same way we now marvel at how we argued about whether blacks should be allowed to use the drinking fountain. We're going to wonder what was the matter with people "back then," and some of us are going to regret what we said and believed.

05/15/2008

Punctuation Is My Life

Those of us who can't spell, punctuate obsessively. So: Wikipedia has a discussion about serial commas.

Next up: The Semi-Colon: Friend or Foe?

More Political Analysis

Representative Tom Davis, Republican of Virginia, looks out at the political landscape and concludes:

The Republican brand is in the trash can...if we were dog food, they would take us off the shelf.

Davis is, not surprisingly, retiring this year.

Confronted By the Bleakness of His Existence, He Makes a Fateful Decision

A 56-year old substitute teacher in Dallas shows up for school drunk and is arrested. Bet the kids will be talking about this one for a while.

05/14/2008

Oh, Great. Now We're Jinxed.

Political analysis by MSNBC's Tom Curry:

At this point, it appears there’s little that could go amiss for Democrats as they aim to expand their majority.

Apparently. Mr. Curry has never met the Democratic Party before.

Or He Could Spend His Afternoons Napping

Senator Arlen Specter is meddling in pro football, demanding the formation of a commission to investigate -- this is almost to stupid to write out loud -- videotaping by one team of the activities of another team.

While this videotaping is sometimes referred to in the media as "illegal," it is in fact merely a violation of the rules of professional football. Violating the rules of professional football is not a crime, as is evidenced by the fact that offensive linemen are not sent to jail when they tackle the blitzing linebacker. Thus, the rules of professional football are not, technically, within the purview of the United States Senate.

Alas, Senator Specter recognizes no limits to his wisdom or authority, so he's pissing away taxpayer dollars interfering with a private association of adults who have done nothing even close to illegal.

Clearly, Senator Specter doesn't have enough to do. So, as a public service, I have assembled a list of things Senator Specter could be doing with his time that would be more valuable than worrying about professional football.

  1. Playing quarters in a nearby bar
  2. Getting a mohawk
  3. investigating whether the underside of his desk has any gum stuck to it
  4. Blowing bubbles
  5. Giving Harry Reid charisma lessons
  6. Figuring a way out of the war

This is not, I understand, an extensive list, nor are the activities on the list particularly productive -- except, you know, the war one. Still, if Senator Specter were indulging in the listed activities he would at least be less bothersome.

The NFL, in response to Senator Specter's meddling, should tell the Senator to go pound sand. They won't, but they should.

What I'm Here For, Celebrity Quotes Edition

One link, 37 stupid celebrity quotes. Including this Joe Theisman classic:

“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

Out of Touch

Republican John Boehner, whose name is apparently not pronounced "boner" but maybe should be, is the House Minority Leader. He's one of the guys in charge of plotting the Republican Party's future and putting a smiley face on the rubble that is the party after President Bush. A couple of days ago, he gave everyone a glimpse of Republican campaign strategy by telling a bald-faced and easily refutable lie about Barack Obama, and now he's saying that the party doesn't need to change.

"It's not that the party's going to change, it's what we talk about and how we talk about it," he said. "You look at the Republican brand name being where it is, let's be frank about it. Iraq has been very unpopular, right? It's associated with Republicans. The president's job approval is somewhere down around 30. Those are the two big issues that hurt the brand.

He's right that people hate the war and scorn the President. They're certainly two issues that are hurting the Republican brand. But there's a reason for that: those two issues are the Republican brand. Boehner and his cohorts have spent the last seven years blindly following President Bush and accusing those who disagree with the President of all kinds of psychotic and treasonous behavior. And, in the meantime, lots of other problems have bubbled-up into the public consciousness as well that Republicans have shown no inclination to deal with.

The idea that Republicans' problems are rhetorical -- that they can turn things around by changing the subject and using happy, focus-groups words -- is delusional. Does Boehner seriously believe that people would like the war if Republicans just talked about it differently? That a verbal repositioning will make people vote for four more years of falling home values and rising gas prices, huge deficits and an acrimoniously counterproductive political culture?  Do they really think that we're going to be distracted by talk of gay marriage and flag lapel pins? Seriously?

Boehner's contention that the Republican Party doesn't need to change is maybe the most ridiculous political statement in this already silly political season. It's sillier than John McCain's claim that he's never done a favor for a lobbyist or Hillary Clinton's vow to make the oil companies pay the gas tax.

The Republican Party doesn't just need to change; it needs an exorcism. It needs to burn itself to the ground and start over. The coalition that built the modern Republican Party -- libertarians, the religious right and working class whites -- is going through a nasty, nasty divorce. They can't stand to be in the same room together, even if the lawyers do all the talking.

I've been saying for a long time that Democrats need to start over, and with Barack Obama they are. The old guard, in the form of the Clintons, is being driven from the castle by a new coalition whose central organizing principle is, right now, disgust with the status quo. Whether that coalition can be solidified is an open question, but for now it's got the establishment firmly by the scruff of the neck and is tossing it over the wall into the fetid moat.

And here comes Boehner -- not Boner, remember -- saying the Republican Party doesn't need to change. They've got a maverick candidate, according to Boehner, and with a tweak or two in rhetoric that maverick -- who disagreed with the wildly unpopular President Bush on exactly nothing of consequence -- will be just the manifestation of change the public is itching for.

Yeah, well: On the same day Boehner said the Republican Party doesn't need to change, the Republicans lost a special election in Mississippi. The election took place in a Congressional District President Bush carried 62-37. The Republican lost, this time around, by 8 points.  That's a swing, for those of you keeping score at home, of 33  points.

Nope, no reason to change at all.

By Definition

Hillary Clinton is vowing to fight on to the end.

This is the political equivalent of marveling at how something is always in the last place you look for it. Of course it is. Once you've found something, why would you keep looking?

The end of the primary race will be, by definition, when Hillary bows to reality, no matter when that might be. So yeah, I guess she'll fight on to the end.

05/13/2008

A Portrait of the Old Fart as a Young Man

Sometimes, It Just Takes Your Breath Away

President Bush, in the days after 9/11, called upon his nation to fight terrorism by going shopping. Now, after all these years, he reveals that he, too, has sacrificed for the war:

“I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.”

In 2005, Free Republic asked breathlessly:

President Bush is riding high and has secured at the very least his place in history as a great President. The only question remaining is will he leap ahead of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Reagan in his remaining three years in office.

I'm thinking the answer is pretty safely "no".

It's Kind of Like an Internet Marriage

Best blogbuddy NewMexiKen celebrates our 4th Anniversary together. No one knows why.

Better In Concept Than Execution

Things that are younger than John McCain.

Hope Among the Crosstabs

The polls are not uniformly bad for Republicans. There's this:

McCain romps against Obama among the 16 percent who think the country is headed in the right direction.

The bad news is that the 16 percent who think the country is headed in the right direction are not likely to vote, as they will be out chasing rainbows and leprechauns on election day.

In Which We Celebrate the Passing of This Cowboy's Trusty Mount

After almost 20 years, we're getting a new living room couch. Somehow, I think I'll feel disloyal sitting on it.