I know I promised you that every Friday would be Sex Day. And I meant it. It's just...I've been busy and I'm kind of tired right now. I've had too much to drink. Hey, it happens to everyone some time. It doesn't mean a thing. You know I still love you. It's just...I don't know. It happens. I think I'm not gettig enough iron. I'm not as young as I once was. It's this medication I'm on. Can't we just cuddle? Why is it always on me? Maybe if you talked to me a little, you know, that way. This has never happened before.
How 'bout if we try Sex Day in the morning, after I've had a good night's sleep?