...support the use of nuclear weapons against terrorists, according to Gallup. That's shocking unless you consider the following:
Furthermore, one-in-four Americans describe themselves as "anxious" about the environment.
One-in-four Americans avoid going to the doctor because it costs so much. Hopefully, that's not the same one-in-four Americans who will, over the course of their lifetimes, contract venereal disease. Or the one-in-four Americans who experience joint pain regularly.
One-in-four Americans follow national news closely, which is probably why one-in-four Americans don't get enough sleep. A lack of sleep, we all know, makes us crabby, which is why one-in-four Americans have considered murdering someone they know. In fact, one-in-four Americans claims to have been threatened by someone with a gun. To cure this stress, one-in-four Americans used an online travel site to plan a vacation.
Not surprisingly, one-in-four Americans feel social pressure to take a more expensive vacation than they can afford.
One-in-four Americans believes -- mistakenly -- that Mad Cow disease has infected people in the U.S.
One-in-four Americans think Billy Crystal is the best Oscar host. One-in-four Americans indulge in binge drinking, which is defined as "drinking to get drunk." Surely those were not the same one-in-four Americans who have served as either a designated driver or, in boats, a designated skipper. One-in-four Americans get little or no physical activity.
And, finally, one-in-four Americans escape to the bathroom to hide from their children.
One-in-four Americans will believe, say, do or try just about anything.