Head Over Hooves In Love
A government official in Kenya has offered to buy Chelsea Clinton. The offer of 40 goats and 20 cows is, given the depressed market for African wives, extremely aggressive.
Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Mr Clinton through Kenya's Foreign Minister.
He said: "Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding.
"I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony."
Mr. Chepkurgor is, like, 700 years old. Plus, life with the name "Chelsea Chepkurgor" would be unbearable.
I, myself, think Chelsea's a cutie. But still, 40 goats is an awfully lot to pay for used.
No word on the going price of the Bush twins, but the control premium on a pair of even non-identical twins would be high. I'm thinking 100 goats and maybe 45 cows, plus warrants on five more cows tied to the twins' performance.
Which reminds me of the following:
Bill Clinton emerges from Airforce One after a visit to Arkansas carrying a pig under his arm.
"Mr. President," shout one of the assembled journalists "what's up with the pig?"
"i got if for Hillary," replied the President.
"Nice trade."
Posted by: Conrad | 07/27/2005 at 03:23 AM