I don't know who it is who's subbing for Rush Limbaugh right now, but whoever it is is pretty close to bone-stupid. He started off today's show quoting an article about the Republicans' recent run of scandals: Duke Cunningham, Jack Abramoff, Mark Foley, Larry Craig and so on. The premise of the article was that the Republican Party is wearing down as a result of all the scandals.
The guest host, who sounded like someone who'd won a "be a radio host for a day" contest, objected to the idea that the Republican Party might be suffering as a result of this remarkable string of scandals. He asked: How come the media don't wonder how the Democratic Party is weathering all of it's scandals?
"I can make a list just like that of Democrats," the host said, and he did: William Jefferson, Bill Clinton and Barney Frank.
Certainly, William Jefferson is a disgrace, and the Congressional Leadership's tolerance of him is unforgivable. But as for the others on the list: Bill Clinton, whose scandalous behavior was certainly not overlooked by the media, left office more than six years ago. And Barney Frank, who got caught cavorting with a prostitute, was reprimanded by the House Ethics Committee in 1990. 1990!
Now I understand the right's need to protect itself by blaming everything on the media. But this surely has to be one of the lamest arguments ever made. At one point, to bolster his case, the host asked if anyone could name a single Democrat "who's done something similar to Craig" who had been treated the way Craig has in the media. The answer to which, of course, is that gay Democrats don't generally take time-out from their anti-gay rants to engage in furtive, anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. So no, I can't refute the host's case by holding up similar Democratic behavior. Still, I'm not sure that proves the point the host was trying to prove.
(Somehow, the more fevered media bashers on the right assume that there is a reporter somewhere who would bury the story of a United States Senator accused of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, so long as that Senator was a Democrat.)
The show's callers, by the way, uniformly agreed that the media were piling-on Republicans while ignoring horrible behavior by Democrats. Calling in from an apparent ideological fever swamp, they fixated on Barney Frank, no matter how much the host tried to lead them toward John Ford, a Democratic state legislator in Tennessee just convicted of taking bribes. The host, like most of the right-wing intelligentsia, maintains message discipline by making clear that the problem is not that Craig is gay, but the infidelity and public nature of Craig's act. The callers were having none of that, and took the opportunity to condemn Frank's "immorality," as if being gay and conducting one's sex life in public bathrooms were the same thing.
Rush better come home quick and get things back under control. A couple of more days and he's going to come down off the mountain and find everyone dancing around a golden calf.