More Political Bathroom Sex

Former Daytona Beach commissioner and mayoral candidate Michael Shallow (seriously; that's his name) busted in a bathroom sex sting. I guess I won't mention the political affiliation of Mr. Shallow, since it will make my commenters crabby. Suffice to say, he's active in the party that spends a lot of time bragging about its high moral standards and its opposition to homosexuality in all of its forms.

I believe a pattern is developing.

UPDATE: Wait! This could be all be some kind of cruel joke. Further investigation reveals that Mr. Shallow was a supporter of a charity headed by someone named Joe Petrock. Get it? "Pet rock"?

So we have a story with a Michael Shallow and a Joe Petrock. What's next, a sudden appearance by a lobbyist named Angela Beaniebaby?