Last year, my fantasy baseball team came in 10th in a 12 team league. This year, I need to dial-down my expectations.
See, the thing is: I've been busy. So when I sat down at the corporate boardroom table where my league holds its draft, I announced that I was less prepared this year than any year in the past. And it showed.
Bottom line: I ended up with two players on the 60 day disabled list and one player beginning the season on a 25 game suspension. I wondered, during the bidding, how I was getting those players so cheap.
At least I can say this: I brought joy to my fellow man. When the bidding closed, everyone had a good laugh.
My team, by the way, is named The Boogers.