Momentary Horror
Today at church someone asked me if I wanted to join a "cornhole league."
Cornhole is game something like horseshoes but played with beanbags. There is an American Cornhole Association.
But still, for one brief moment there I thought I was going to have to stop being a Lutheran.
For another example of how I hear perfectly innocent things wrong, click here.

Cornholing at church? It's hard to resist a Catholic joke.
Posted by: Syd | 06/08/2008 at 11:00 PM
That would have had me ROTFLMAO in high school. Now, it's just embarrassing.
Posted by: Squidley | 06/09/2008 at 12:48 AM
I had pretty much the exact same reaction the first time someone invited me to their house for a "cornhole party".
I asked, "Isn't that illegal in this state?"
Which led to a lot of blank stares and me not making sodomy jokes in front of the rednecks.
Posted by: Frank | 06/09/2008 at 09:47 AM
Assuming that you were inclined to join the "Cornhole League" was there any mention about how the tryouts would be conducted?
Posted by: fish | 06/09/2008 at 06:24 PM
And now I just ran across this, Cornhole: The Movie.
Also, for anyone that wants to experience Cornhole online, Corn Hole: The Game.
Both links found at Ace's Place.
Posted by: Frank | 06/10/2008 at 11:06 PM