Screwball

Former Minnesota Twins pitcher and current Minnesota Twins broadcaster Bert Blyleven demonstrating that dignity has no place in sports interviews:

Q: Speaking of pride, what about this T-shirt you've been photographed wearing that says, "I [heart] to fart"?

BB: I LOVE to fart.

Q: What's wrong with you?

BB: I'm honest. Have you ever farted?

Q: One or two times.

BB:  And did it feel good?

Q: Always.

BB: Probably so. That's why I wore it. I love to fart. I do. When the time is right, I do it. I'm not going to hide it.

Amazingly, it goes on from there.