Heath and Deborah Campbell and their three children are -- they swear -- innocent victims. When they tried to get a cake decorated for their three year old's birthday, the bakery they chose refused to do it. They're mystified and horrified and dismayed that people could so lack tolerance that they would refuse to make a cake with their child's full name on it: Adolph Hitler Campbell.
Yeah, those rotten people, victimizing a little kid like this. Why, the next thing you know they're going to start making jokes about Campbell's other children, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
When asked, Campbell -- who had requested that swastikas be included on previous cake designs -- insisted that he's not a racist.