Time to put down the remote control, toss away the potato chips, and go down for a spin on the treadmill. American are fantasizing about the President again.
Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the
president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or
lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida,
whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully
above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had
become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so
proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.
Time for us men to band together and start a grassroots campaign to elect a woman President. Then we can have the fantasies. The only problem is...
Previous outburst of Presidential humidity here.
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