Paragon of virtue Rush Limbaugh, taking a break from exposing the threat to the institution of marriage that is homosexual union, announced today that he is divorcing his third wife, who he routinely refers to on the air as "the lovely Marta."
A Limbaugh spokesman declined comment, saying that it was a personal issue.
Yes, that is tragic.
Thank God for JLo, who is preserving family values by marrying since she is pregnant.
Posted by: Rori | 06/12/2004 at 06:09 PM
No doubt the sanctity of Rush Limbaugh's holy matrimony was rent asunder by the eeevil homosexuals. Is he on his way to SF to marry a man? Yep, them thar "light-in-the-loafers" fellers shore is threatening marriage!
Posted by: Squidley | 06/17/2004 at 02:01 AM