The Pitt News, which is certainly different from any student newspaper I ever worked on, recently ran a column declaring that women like receiving oral sex better than they like receiving diamonds.
Even if you're not the most endowed, you ejaculate prematurely or impotency is knocking at your door, if you get this right, she will love you for life.
On the other hand, women who receive diamonds...oh, never mind.
I don't think that's too far off the mark. Mr. Michelle gave me a diamond...
Posted by: michelle | 04/22/2005 at 03:34 PM
"Keep in mind the techniques stressed above and also something called the "love letter" approach.
This involves your tongue acting like a pen, spelling out each letter of the sentences you've made. This ensures variety and prevents over-stimulation."
As long as I'm down here, why don't I write a letter to Santa?
Posted by: anon | 04/22/2005 at 06:09 PM