Actual names of Los Angeles Traffic Schools:
- Low Budget Traffic School
- Cheap School
- Comedy School
- Great Comedy School
- Fun n Cheap Comedy School
- Comedy For Less Traffic School
- Cheap Saturday or Anyday Comedy
- Pizza-4U/Great Comedians
- Gay Community Traffic School
- Armenian Ford Traffic School
- Amen Traffic School
- Hosanna Traffic School
- The Original Hip-Hop Traffic School
- Snack/Chat Traffic School
When I lived in L.A. I went to a traffic school -- I think it was "The Laugh n Learn Terrific School" -- and one of the people in the class was the late comedian Charlie Rocket. It was at 9 AM on a Saturday, and one of his nostrils was crusted with white powder. Every time we took a break he went out to his car and came back twitching.
A friend of mine joked that the most succesful traffic school would be called "Get Drunk and Have Sex Traffic School."
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