Rodger Paine of Rodger Paine's Blog, who apparently doesn't have a marketing department to come up with a more inventive name for his (Rodger Paine's) blog, sent me this article about women having their virginity restored. The article leads with this story:
When Jeanette Yarborough decided to give her husband a gift for their seventeenth wedding anniversary she wanted it to be special. Really special. She decided that conventional treats such as Mediterranean cruises, gold watches, cars, a murder-mystery weekend, or even a boob job just weren’t going to cut it. She gave him something much more personal — and painful. Her virginity.
Well, sort of. Mrs Yarborough paid $5,000 (£2,860) to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40.
There's something hot about Mrs. Yarborough's gift. Not the virginity thing, exactly. I don't buy the idea that virginity can be restored, since it's as much a mental as anatomical state. What's hot about Mrs. Yarborough's gift is that she voluntarily uderwent painful surgery to give her husband a one-time sexual thrill. While I don't advocate that, clearly Mrs' Yarborough is not the type who'd be difficult to talk into wearing thigh-highs without panties for a night on the town. In fact, I'm guessing she'd figure out creative sexual adventures without any prompting at all.
Mr. Yarborough: Honey! What are you doing here? I've got a meeting in ten minutes.
Mrs. Yarborough: Then I'm going to have to hurry. Off with your pants.
That's the kind of attitude that gets a woman into the Sex Hall of Fame.
The Yarborough's discribe the post-re-virginized sex as some of the hottest they've ever had. It is, after all, the fulfillment of a guy fantasy: A highly motivated and sexually skilled virgin. (VIrginity is important because virgins lack perspective. They don't what "good" or "big" really mean.)
I wonder, however, whether the process might be more important than the actual surgery. The recovery period, during which the woman can't have sex, is 12 weeks. If you held off for 12 weeks and then simply pretended you were virgins -- the woman wears a Catholic girl plaid skirt and white cotton panties, the man is so completely absorbed with his own pleasure and manly fulfillment that he almost forgets about her -- wouldn't the sex still be incredibly hot, at least for the man? I mean, 12 weeks is a long time.
Someone -- not me -- should conduct an experiment. Let me know how it goes.
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