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I would cook you dinner, bring the wine, discretely wait on you both and then leave, taking #2 Son to a midnight movie, That's my final offer.
Smoked Trout Pate- Pascal Doquet Brut Grand Cru

Risotto Milanese with Scallops- Otello "La Creete" Lugana

Confit of Duck Leg with Winter Vegetables- Marc Morey Chassagne Montrachet Rouge

Bistecca Toscana with Rosemary Roasted Potatoes- Ogier "la Rosine" Syrah

Salad of Belgian Endive with Pear, Walnuts and Stilton

Dessert- Mrs. F/A

I'm seeing a future headline, "Woman beats man with stripper pole". I say go for it.

Why not be more direct and just take her to a local establishment that has such an implement installed? I'm sure that not only would your message be loud and clear, but also a lot less expensive than the Vegas option.

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