The Most Completely False Thing Ever

If, after pissing away ridiculous amounts of money on pigs in a blanket, you still have money left over, how about coughing up $1,500 for two hours of being treated like a celebrity?

Celeb 4 A Day is a service that provides the everyday person with their very own Personal Paparazzi experience for birthdays, gag gifts, parties, bachelor & bachelorette parties, or ANY other event that requires The Star Treatment. Our belief is that the everyday person deserves the attention as much, if not more, than the real celebrities and nothing makes us happier than to be able to provide that service to each and every one of you. You deserve it - we know it.

The "Megastar" package includes limousine, 6 paparazzi photographers guaranteed to "shout your name," and a personal publicist to say "no comment" when the paparazzi shout questions that you've given them in advance. To help you get through the crowd of hired media jackals, you'll even have your own bodyguard.

When it's all over, they'll give you a CD of the no-doubt-humiliating photos.

Comments

[Wally]

Not false at all. This is the celebrity that most current celebrities have hired a publicist to create for them. It is all you've got when your fame is not based on talent or a body of work. I think it started with Richard Simmons.
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Squidley, you are the dark matter to my Socialist Universe. Come back, my little Hicks-Boson. If only to admit that your nightmare of Hillary and Hussein is assuming power and, no, the world will not come to an end. They are going to be way more conservative than any of their supporters wanted them to be.

[Wally]

Not false at all. This is the celebrity that most current celebrities have hired a publicist to create for them. It is all you've got when your fame is not based on talent or a body of work. I think it started with Richard Simmons.
Also-
Squidley, you are the dark matter to my Socialist Universe. Come back, my little Hicks-Boson. If only to admit that your nightmare of Hillary and Hussein is assuming power and, no, the world will not come to an end. They are going to be way more conservative than any of their supporters wanted them to be.

[Wally]

Not false at all. This is the celebrity that most current celebrities have hired a publicist to create for them. It is all you've got when your fame is not based on talent or a body of work. I think it started with Richard Simmons.
Also-
Squidley, you are the dark matter to my Socialist Universe. Come back, my little Hicks-Boson. If only to admit that your nightmare of Hillary and Hussein is assuming power and, no, the world will not come to an end. They are going to be way more conservative than any of their supporters wanted them to be.

[Wally]

Not false at all. This is the celebrity that most current celebrities have hired a publicist to create for them. It is all you've got when your fame is not based on talent or a body of work. I think it started with Richard Simmons.
Also-
Squidley, you are the dark matter to my Socialist Universe. Come back, my little Hicks-Boson. If only to admit that your nightmare of Hillary and Hussein is assuming power and, no, the world will not come to an end. They are going to be way more conservative than any of their supporters wanted them to be.

[Wally]

Not false at all. This is the celebrity that most current celebrities have hired a publicist to create for them. It is all you've got when your fame is not based on talent or a body of work. I think it started with Richard Simmons.
Also-
Squidley, you are the dark matter to my Socialist Universe. Come back, my little Hicks-Boson. If only to admit that your nightmare of Hillary and Hussein is assuming power and, no, the world will not come to an end. They are going to be way more conservative than any of their supporters wanted them to be.

[Catch Her In the Wry]

I understand this gig is the latest birthday treat funded by parents for their coddled children. It's the next step up from the hired limo for prom.

[Wally]

Apologies. Computer glitch

[Adam]

I'm stunned. This is great.