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02/19/2009

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While undoubtedly stressful, I must say your new life does have a certain appeal. A degree of freedom, flexible working hours and a new adventure to embark on. The inability to take a leak at will is a bit of a downside though.

Which brings me to pet peeve of mine. When did men start "peeing". There was a time in this country when men knew better than to use such a dainty word for the act of urination. For goodness sakes man, women "pee". Its so dainty and delicate, entirely inappropriate for use to describe the male version of the act.

Men are fighters, conquerers. We rule the world, or at least think we do, and we've been blessed with the ability to do our business anywhere we want! Women envy us! We just whip it out and take a leak. Hell, we may even write our name, or that of a loved one. We compete for distance, and most importantly, we put out campfires! Ever see a woman try that? Of course not!

So please, if you will, join me in banning the word "pee" from the male lexicon. Its inappropriate, emasculating and its continued use can no longer be tolerated.

Thank you.

Women envy us! We just whip it out and take a leak. Hell, we may even write our name, or that of a loved one. We compete for distance, and most importantly, we put out campfires! Ever see a woman try that?

Of course not!

Then again, it should be noted that the configuration of the female anatomy while supine vis a vis the organ in question is roughly that of a mortar tripod. I learned this one day while changing my daughters diaper while in dress uniform. The near perfect parabolic arc of the stream as it left her and impacted my shirt and tie would have impressed any fountain designer working during the Renaissance.

Let us give credit where credit is due!

Glad to hear that you're writing writing writing. Keep us posted posted posted on your progress.

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