The North Korea News Service reports that a "dancing party" was held in honor of purportedly not dead dear leader Kim Jong Il. Presumably, everyone showed up on time to hear the opening number -- I think it's a mambo -- "Song of General Kim Jong Il." The toe-tappers continued from there.
Servicepersons presented sea of dances to the tune of such songs as
"Soldiers Offer Honor", "Let's Sing of Our Pride in Being under the
Guidance of the General" and "Fortune of Korea".
Also songs "Happiness of Being under the Care of Respected Supreme
Commander", "The Blue Sky over My Country" and "Arirang of Prosperity"
reflecting optimism of the defenders of the country, builders of a rich
and powerful country who are demonstrating the matchless spirit with
high pride of being soldiers of the illustrious commander were played
to whip up the mood of the dancing party.
Afterward, couples slipped off into the frozen night for late-night snacks of pine bark and dirt, followed -- for the lucky ones -- with desultory sex and unintended, life-threatening pregnancy.
Unfortunately, the whole event was lit by tastefully placed globes of weapons grade plutonium.
Posted by: Wally | 02/03/2009 at 08:18 AM
Was Madeline Albright there? She and Dear Leader (Not O'Bama) are very close.
Posted by: pursuit | 02/03/2009 at 08:54 AM