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Remember proper orientation.

Boy, that would be embarrassing:

"Excuse me, sir, but do you realize your testicles are on top of your penis?"

Guaranteed to break the ice at (pool) parties.

Actually I was referring to a "front to back" orientation issue.

"Excuse me, sir, but do you realize your penis and testicles are on your butt?"

Perhaps you are seeing "more" in the video than I am (not that there's anything wrong with that) but it appeared to me that you might want to keep the "lump" to the front.

Think of it as a variation on the "potato in your bathing suit" joke you told when you were eleven.

I think they would sell you one regardless of your orientation.

Stevens got off on a legal technicality, something that tough-on-crime conservatives like, say, Senator Ted Stevens don't approve of when they're used by poor people. Kind of like how Rush Limbaugh didn't object to the ACLU when it filed a brief on his behalf during his drug problems.

Was Stevens wearing the magic trunks?

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